I'm Just Saying...
DANCE TOO MUCH BOOTY IN MY PANTS!
Apparently my ass is reblogging posts again.
Just stopped at a red light and had a panic attack bc I didn't think the car behind me would stop
Just a residual benefit of Wednesday’s accident.
Kiosk names at my mall are awesome.
I just saw a new one called Herban Renewal.
Boom-cack!!!
I just had a hardcore 20 minute dance session in my stockroom at work. I had to turn the air conditioner on to cool down.
Smybs, I see that you survived! YAY. How bad was it?
(also- oh my god, new super mario withdrawl like woah.)
I bought 2 XL pokey stix for the staff, so whenever I felt like I was going to roundhouse kick someone in the face I would go eat some. I think that was the only reason I survived. Also, Mario misses you more. So feel better and we have a date with the wii and some beer.
After 3 years of our time together, I just witnessed my dog Leo’s first audible fart. It scared the shit out of him. I’m still dying of laughter. Is it sad that this was the highlight of my night?

